Woolman 20-21
In my sophomore year of college, I lived in a quad, which is just about the worst form of self-mutiliation sanctioned by decent society. Still, the year produced a few good moments:
Simon: I love this game way too much
Nick: I thought you said it wasn't very good
Simon: It isn't. That's why I love it way too much. If it were good I would love it just enough.
Nick: God loves you. Now get in the cake.
Nick: You gotta get lucky to get lucky.
Nick: So either we're not nice or we're not good looking.
Josh: I'm gonna say that I'm not nice!
Simon: There's something you can do about not being nice. You can pretend.
Casey: It's a smiley face
Josh: It's a demented smiley face!
Casey: Well so's she!
Josh S: She said there would be a veritable cornucopia of baked goods
Simon: She said, "look, I'm full of shit."
Simon: Guys are jerks, women are bitches
Nick: and hos!
Josh: Who's to blame?
Simon: No one's to blame. That's the beauty of it.
Josh: Excuse me, I have to go, I believe someone has just realized that I've hit my sexual plateau.
Simon: She better take it back, that false-advertising bitch.
Josh: Typically, in my experience, it's always been the women who are sensitive to rats' feelings.
Nick: Who knows?
Simon: No one.
Nick: Who is no one?
Simon: Ok, picture everyone you know. Now erase them.
Sarah (Casey's Sister): There are some people out there who are just waiting for me to judge them. And I'm not going to let them down.
Josh: It can't be clean! You've been sweating your peaches and cream shit on it!
Josh: Oh, look at my desk sperm!
Nick: Econ is like, "I'm dumb, but I want to make a lot of money." Poli Sci is like "I'm stupid."
Simon: You want to do something meaningful, right?
Josh: Well, or profitable.
Simon: Right, I assumed by meaningful you meant profitable.
Simon: No, I'm trying not to be too excited. Excitement leads to anxiety. Anxiety leads to fear. Fear leads to impotence.
Josh: You saw the scared little Casey inside of big Casey.
Alyssa: He's like one of those Russian dolls.
Josh: So you're saying that there's an old Russian woman inside of Casey?