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A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

History is just one damned thing after another.

It is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a big enough hammer.

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.

Woman is unspeakably more wicked than man, also cleverer. Goodness in woman is really nothing more than a form of degeneracy.

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

There is a one line proof...if we start sufficiently far to the left.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

Perfection (in design) is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but rather when there is nothing more to take away.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.

More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.