Sex and Marriage
Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.
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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
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The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life.
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If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised.
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God created sex. Priests created marriage.
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
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