Religion
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
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Many a sober Christian would rather admit that a wafer is God than that God is a cruel and capricious tyrant.
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I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
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In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
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In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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