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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
Woody Allen
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Winston Churchill
It's not that I'm afraid to die. It's just that I don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" — a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Mark Twain