Computers
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
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The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.
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Perl — The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
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If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
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I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.
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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
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