Tennessee: Graceland
Graceland doesn't look bad from the front. But as we all know, you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
This is actually the most tasteful room in the house. It will only get worse.
This chair seats five comfortably. Or three uncomfortably, if we're talking about the 70s Elvis.
It's hard to stand in this room without feeling sick. Luckily, if you did get sick here, the vomit would match the wallpaper.
Apparently, even Elvis' dad was disgusted by the "jungle room." Which is not surprising, since Elvis' dad was not blind.
When this lamp actually matches your room, you know you've decorated the rest of the room wrong.
When you put shag carpeting on the ceiling, it means that you have too much money. It also means that you have horrible taste.
This is where Elvis ate his peanut butter and banana sandwiches in style.
This photo was taken shortly before I scratched my eyes out.
The porno bed. Elvis' expensive decorations look suspiciously like a honeymoon motel.
Building a bar in this color is smart, because it basically forces you to drink.
Elvis' parents' room. You'll notice that they did not let him decorate it.