Don's Bachelor Party (and Wedding)
I took very few photos at Don's bachelor party and wedding. Which is probably a good thing - the statute of limitations may not be up yet.
My face was flush because I was drunk. Don's face was flush because he's a minority.
Everyone's happy in this photo, even though there was not a single woman in sight. Or perhaps because of it.
I'm smiling because I have twice as much hair as George.
Nothing during the bachelor party was as highly anticipated as Don's inevitable fight with a man twice his size.
It may look like I'm assaulting George, but actually I was trying to stop him from molesting Ben's right breast.
Don spent 10 million rupees to buy us this Indian garb, or roughly 50 of our American cents.
Dave and I celebrate after delivering a wedding toast cribbed wholly from an episode of Beverly Hills, 90210.