Misc.
Leslie gets screwed as a 70s disco dancer. The great thing is that the guy standing behind him was not being screwed - that was one of his normal shirts!
Alyssa used to babysit Mikey, the world's cutest baby. He and I spent a lot of time playing with my keys, cleaning his spit off my bed, making dirt angels, and learning the joy of looking at mirrors. I only hope he wasn't scarred by Alyssa calling him "ugly baby" and stupid.
I wallop a softball in batting practice.
Leslie, Lisa, and I smile for the camera during as our softball team goes on to win 22-11 in our most satisfying victory of the season.
Real men have beards, not goatees. I pose thoughtfully just minutes before I shave my beard in preparation for a date. *sigh* The date went poorly, making me very much regret shaving.
I sneer menacingly (as menacingly as a beardless man can) at Don during the Reel Big Fish/Ludakris concert.